Halloween Aftermath

I am in an agonizing candy hangover. Since I’m not allowed to have chocolate – something about it being not good for dogs... which I honestly can’t understand because smoking crack isn’t supposed to be good for people but they still do it – so I compensated for what I couldn’t have in chocolate I just ate extra of stuff like Twizzlers, Swedish Fish, Gummi Bears, Dots, Juju Fruits, Starbursts, lollipops, Jolly Ranchers, Gobstoppers, Pixie Stix, Cke Bottles, Fun Dip, jellybeans, Skittles, caramels, Mary Janes, Bit O Honeys, Gummi worms, Sourpatch kids, Warheads, Airheads, Lemonheads, licorice, butter scotch, Werthers originals (and chewy), Red Hots, Mike & Ikes, Good n Plenty, SweetTarts, Sprees, BottleCaps, Pop Rocks, Nerds, Chuckles, Sugar daddies, Sugar Babies, Now & Laters, Necco Wafers, Dum Dums, Cowtails, Jujubees ... everything BUT that freakin ass awful candy corn.