Monday, November 3, 2008

I Want Candy

Well, that’s it. My Halloween candy is all gone. Mom showed me no sympathy about my tummy ache or the sugar hangover. She told me to go lay down an sleep it off and then she told me I got what I deserved for eating all of that crap and then took it all away. What the hell?!? It was MINE! Who the heck gave her the right to take my candy? I get the fact that she’s "the mom", but she didn’t have to take it way. She thinks I have no self control.... just because I’ll eat and eat and eat till I barf and then start eating again does NOT mean I have no self control. Actually, I think it makes me bulimic...

1 comment:

Bob and Tobey said...

Parker -

I know a guy. A guy who can get your more candy. Some call him the "candy man" - I just call him SIR. I've met him a few times at the back of the dog run. He's slipped me some Twizzlers and a few Gummy Bears. All you have to do is swipe some coins from inside the sofa cushions and they are all yours! I can give him your name if you want. Maybe he can meet you in CT. Yeah, I've got a candy dealer - but I can stop anytime I want!

Bob