I heard mom and dad saying that today is Erection Day. I'm not really sure what this means and how it effects me. So when I asked, they said it's a day we all vote. I thought, OK... I can vote. So I did... I voted for Gary Busey. Was that wrong?
Oh Parker, you cannot vote for Gary Busey. He's insane. He's sick and well, I don't want to see his erection! Bob was quite excited about this whole election thing. Me, I was just happy that Bob was up late to keep me company.
I'm a yellow mutt... but mom prefers to say I'm blonde. No one really has yellow hair unless they're from Munchkin Land, which I'm not. I like to bark and I'm in love with Lily, the slut next door.
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Oh Parker, you cannot vote for Gary Busey. He's insane. He's sick and well, I don't want to see his erection! Bob was quite excited about this whole election thing. Me, I was just happy that Bob was up late to keep me company.
Tobey
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