Electric fences are BAD

I’m really upset. You know, I’ve got calluses on my paws and a crick in my neck from all this research I’ve been doing on the internet about this whole electric fence thing and I really don’t like what I see. It’s not a good thing. Are the ASPCA & PETA aware that these electric fences exist and are used? Well, in regard to my situation, I do not think this will be good for Lily. We talked about some S&M, and she told me she was all for it, but I kinda think she was saying that pain turned her on just because she thought I was into it and it might make me all hot. I think she’s squeamish about pain. But she’s not very bright (with an ass like that, who needs brains?) and I fear she’ll just keep trying to cross the fence regardless of the pain. She has a beautiful, silky-smooth honey blonde coat and repetitive electrocution will fry it, no? She’ll look like an African bushman after a few days! Maybe I can have mom talk Lily’s mom into getting a regular fence like we have…. I’m gonna call her at work now.