I would do anything....

Ice cream trumps cookie any day of the week. Klondike bars aren’t the best ice cream available on the planet, but who cares. It’s ice cream! What part of that is difficult to understand? My brother seems to think that he’s above acting stupid or doing silly stunts just to get some ice cream. But he’s a cat… maybe ice cream does not have the same euphoric effect on cats as it does on humans and dogs. “Euphoric”… pretty impressive, huh? Mom calls that a $10 word. I’m trying to expand my vocabulary. I figure maybe if I invest more of my time into something like building a bigger vocabulary, I’ll be distracted from other things… like my broken heart. Uh-oh, I’m depressed again. Where’s that damn dictionary?!?!