Lily...

Well, not only is Lily a goddess, but she’s a damn good alarm clock. Every morning I awaken to the beautiful sound of her voice as she runs up the street and past my window. Wow, she is soooo hot. She sometimes does this before mom & dad are awake and this really pisses them off. They’ve spoken to Lily’s mom about her running around loose and at these hours, barking and all. As a result, my mom says that Lily’s mom is planning on installing an electric fence sometime this month. I’m crushed and horrified. Not only won’t I see Lily anymore, but they plan on electrocuting her if she tries to leave her property… it’s like she’s a hostage! I have to find a way to stop this from happening!!! Maybe I can ask the squirrel that Nuno uses to spy on our other neighbors to pass notes between me and Lily. Maybe she can send me a dirty picture of her licking herself or stretching with her ass way up in the air… she’s got a great ass. I’ll even pay the squirrel in treats…I know mom & dad have pistachio nuts in the pantry…