just today
17 years ago
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Guy Day
Today was "guy day". Mom decided to go off for the day and "do her own thing"... what, like she can’t do things with us? Well, what this meant was us guys were on our own the whole day. It’s kinda weird not having mom around. I don’t like it much. Nothing against dad – he’s cool and laid back and all... but he’s just not mom. BUT, when mom is NOT around, dad gets take-out chinese, which MEANS its spare ribs, pork fried rice and greasy, fried egg rolls all around! I love mom... but she’s a vegamitavagin?... a vaginatarian?... a vetometamucilian?... a vulcan? Oh hell.... I don’t know what it’s called. All I know is that she does not eat meat! Not that I have anything against ve... oh nevermind - THOSE people... I just don’t understand why she doesn’t eat meat! No chicken, no beef, no pork, no fish... nothin! She says animals have feelings and deserve to live just like we do! OK, I kinda get that when she puts it that way, but they taste so good. Maybe if animals tasted as bad as brussel sprouts or vomit, then maybe I could give this not eating animals thing a try. But they just taste too good. Anyway, when mom’s not around, that also means time there’s time to spend sitting on the couch watching sports on TV. Kinda cool... but then again, I’ve really got nothing against Lifetime or Project Runway or reruns of Will & Grace and Roseanne. Wait a minute.... something has just changed. There’s a shift in the energy forces in and around the house, my tail is starting to wag, my ears have perked up, Nuno is starting to carry on in the other room and I hear something that sounds like tires on gravel... Oh!... that’s mom’s car alarm beeping. She’s home! Love to stay and chat more... but dude, she’s home! Need to go greet her and find out if she brought me anything... Later!!!!
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Dear Parker -
Bob & I totally know how you feel. When Mama is at work or at the store, and we are here with Dad, things are very different. Let's start with the fact that he does NOT cater to our every need. That's just not right! Second of all, there are Doritos. Bob loves them but almost always gorges himself and then vomits. Me, I have a little bit more self control.
Our Mama is leaving us for 4 WHOLE days in November to go away and visit her Daddy. We are VERY worried about this. We are going to miss her terribly. I am scared that she won't come back. What if she likes it there? What if she finds other babies to love? OK - I just peed a little bit. This isn't good. We are going to need your support (and Nuno's and your Mama's) while our Mama is away. OK?
As for this thing where your Mama doesn't eat meat. I have to think about it. I don't really get it and yet I do. Your Mama is such a kind soul that she cannot imagine eating an animal. Perhaps if she were to eat squirrel or PUG she would feel differently. They are not nice, cute animals and really should be eaten. As for me, I have never seen where ribs come from but whereever it is - so AMAZING! Has your Mama ever had a rib with just the right amount of sauce? Oh no, just peed a bit again. This is going to be a problem. I'm going to have to blame this on Dad. Lucky my Mama has no problem believing that Dad might pee near the computer. Weird, huh?
Anyway, I hope your Mama brought you something great!
Talk soon.
Tobey
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