What becomes of the broken hearted? Isn’t this a song? Has ANYONE come up with an answer? Maybe the answer is a happy ending like “Walking on Sunshine” or “I Feel Good”. That would be nice. But I kinda have a feeling that it ends with “Love Stinks”. Yeah, yeah.
The electric fence is up and my Lily, the slut next door, is being held prisoner. This is agony. I can HEAR her, but I can’t SEE her. And seeing her is the best part… well, I’d like to smell her but mom won’t let me get that close! She says sniffing leads to other stuff… kinda like how you can get pregnant from just kissing. Now I don’t know a whole lot about sex or anything, but I think that my equipment for making babies was snipped off a long time ago... and how could my little swimmies make it all the way from back there up to my nose when I do sniff a bitch? I’m confused. Anyway, what’s so bad about a litter of little Parkers running around? I think it would be neat!
just today
17 years ago
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Parker -
I am going to send somebody up to your town immediately to cut the power to your love's home. This will shut down the electric fence and set her free to come and visit you. I will them have my Mama tell your Mama to let you outside. You will jump over the fence and get to sniff your beautiful Lily! Oh, and just so you know, even without your little rolly balls - you can still hump! Trust me - I've had my fair share of bitches in my day, and I've been snipped. Oh, and please talk to your Mama, you do not make puppies from sniffing butts or kissing. It's much more involved than that, something about wine and broken condoms... Ask your Mama!
All the best,
Bob
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