Preparing for a long weekend

Tobey had a good idea about the electric fence problem. But I think if I stop all power on our street then we’ll all lose our power. I’m fraidy-scared of the dark…. I’m not so sure I like that idea. But, I wonder if that squirrel can figure out how to just unplug the power to Lily’s house. Hmmmm….

Well, I called mom at work and I learned something very important. Do NOT call mom while she’s at work. You think she’s difficult and ornery at home, just try talking to her at work. Yikes! Now I know why when dad calls her during the day he doesn’t say hello first, he says “I’m sorry to bother you”. Sheesh… what a difficult woman. I know there’s something happening in “the market” (whatever that means) right now that’s making work super stressful for her, but jeez… I just had one little question. It’s not like I was asking her to stop everything, come home and bake me a 200 lb cookie or anything. I feel bad for Aunt Jodi… I know she and my mom email throughout the day. Aunt Jodi is a saint!

OK, so I’m packing for the weekend. Mom and Dad are taking a long weekend away somewhere. They told me where but I wasn’t really listening because I started to panic when they told me I wasn’t going with them. They say they are going to be celebrating their first wedding anniversary. I don’t know what that means or anything, but the way they said it and how they looked makes me think that wherever they are they’ll be doing a lot of that rolling around naked together stuff and there will probably be lots of good food to eat and lots of playing outside and a whole lotta relaxing. I think I need to have a wedding anniversary. Well, I’ll be off to the doggie resort for a while. Change in scenery is good for me. I will keep reminding myself of this AND that Mom & Dad WILL come to bring me back home when they’re done anniversarying each other somewhere else. Nuno will be heading off to the Kitty Resort… he gets to stay at a special, exclusive place for cats only. Well excuuuuuuuse me for barking!